Ballsy move, squirrel.

In my apartment complex there is a punitive fight going on. A war between the squirrels, opossums, skunks, and cats. So far the skunks were terminated by an outside enemy (animal control) and the squirrels are increasing by the army. The cats put up a good fight but later realized that its not worth the effort, retreating into their hives.

In an attempt to revolutionize and disprove Darwin, Squirrels are now taunting humans as a worthy opponent now. Late night battle shrieks can be heard ever so often, with the warm morning sun gazing upon the spilt blood of the lesser fortunate.